While hanging out in the bathroom while daddy is in the shower...pointing at daddy through the glass:
Asher "well...my wiener's not as big as THAT wiener..."
Daddy "go play, mister"
While sitting in the backseat on the way to school:
Asher "Mommy, if I was the driver I would drive a LOT faster than you."
Mommy "I drive fast enough, dude. If you drove faster you might get pulled over"
Asher: "yeah, but the cop would just let me go."
Telling me a joke
"Mommy, why did the frog kiss the girl?"
"I don't know, why?"
"Because he was WEIRD!!!"
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